Microsoft Windows - An OS that makes you laugh

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Microsoft Windows is an amazing product. In my opinion, there is no other product that is as flawed as it is and still is the leader in the field. No, I am not going to write one another blog post that exposes Microsoft Windows' flaws. This blog post is intended to share some funny questionnaire regarding the Big Brother's OS. And here follows the questionnaire.

• What is the difference between Windows and a virus?
  A virus works whereas Windows doesn't period.
• How can I make my Windows PC run faster?
  Drop the box out of your window.
• Technician : Have you noticed that if you put the Microsoft Windows OS disc upside down into the optical drive, you  will hear Satanic messages?
  Technician's companion : That is nothing, compared to what happens when you put it right! It installs Windows!
• What happens if Windows was an airline?
  The terminal will be pretty and colourful, with friendly hostesses, easy baggage check and boarding, plus a perfect take-off. After about ten minutes in the air, the plane explodes without the slightest warning.
• What is the best that you can do with your copy of Windows Vista?
  Uninstall it!
• Son: Mom, Mom at school they are calling me Windows Vista ...
  Mom: Relax my son, but do something useful.
• How is Windows similar to your wife?
  Both have many flaws, but you know you cannot live without them.
• What is the other difference between a virus and Vista?
  The virus is free whereas you have to spend your life in buying Windows.
• If Windows is the solution to our problems .....
  Can we have our problems back please?
• If your Windows is working right, then something must be wrong in you.

Enjoy the laugh :)

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